Are you looking for a laugh on Christmas morning? These funny gifts make the best stocking stuffers for everyone on your list.
1. But Did You Die? Keychain
We all have that friend or family member that drives like a maniac. So this holiday season, give them a keychain with their favorite catchphrase: “But did you die?” Great for both car and motorcycle enthusiasts, this soft, flexible, and durable keychain is specifically designed so it won’t scratch vehicles. Measuring 1.18 x 5.12 inches, it’s also easy to pull out from a pocket or find in a purse.
2. Sigmund Freud’s Oral Fixation Lip Balm
So you have chapped lips. Stop blaming your mother. An excellent stocking stuffer idea for psychology lovers, this Freud-themed lip balm is made in the USA. Eucalyptus mint-flavored, the lip balm is as practical as it is hilarious. Is psychology not your thing? Check out the Unemployed Philosophers Guild Amazon store for other themed lip balms such as O-balm-a and Frida Kahlo’s On the Lips of Dreams.
3. The Butt Novelty Tape Dispenser with Pen Holder
Laugh it up at the water cooler. The Butt tape dispenser is the perfect gift for the office worker who has everything. Not only does the little man on the toilet hold your tape, but he’s a one-stop desk organizing gadget. The tank holds pens and sticky notes, while the bowl has space for storing paper clips. The Butt comes in five colors (blue, green, orange, pink, and purple) and arrives fully stocked with tape, paperclips, a pen, and sticky notes.
4. Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza Card Game
Finally, a hysterical card game the whole family can enjoy! Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza is a best-selling game for ages eight and up that you can play with three or more people. Players take turns flipping over a card and saying one of the words in the game’s title. If the image on the card matches the word they say, everyone tries to be the fastest to slap their hand on the pile in the middle. It’s a quick, easy and fun game that will have everyone laughing in no time.
5. Rubber Slingshot Chicken Gag Gift
Watch out for flying chickens! Prepare to laugh for hours playing with these slingshot rubber chicken stocking stuffers. Simply place your index finger in the hole under the chicken’s head and pull back on its tail with your other hand. Then, aim, shoot, and watch them fly. Sticky, stretchy, and easy to clean, they’re a unique gift idea for anyone on your Christmas or Easter list.
6. Funny DIY Crazy Straws
Build your own wacky straws with this DIY silly straw set. This ridiculous straw set is a great stocking filler for budding engineers and comes with 30 interchangeable straw pieces. There are two U-connectors, two cross connectors, five elbow connectors, three straight connectors, eight small straw lengths, and eight medium straw lengths for endless possibilities. Food safe and BPA free, they make a refreshing beverage a lot more fun.
7. Fried Chicken Nuggets Silicone AirPods Case
Nutty for nuggets? This silicone chicken nugget is the perfect home for your tween’s AirPods, so they will never lose them again. A unique stocking stuffer for any earbud owner, the silicone case is dust-proof, scratch-proof, and shock-proof. It even has a carabiner for attaching to keys or bags. The case is also available in other funny foods such as bread and chicken legs.
8. Mac and Cheese Candy Canes
Surprise your loved ones with candy canes that taste a bit out of the ordinary this holiday season. Instead of the regular peppermint candy canes they usually expect in their Christmas stocking, these taste like mac and cheese! Whether or not you warn the receiver of the unusual flavor is up to you, but either way, you’re sure to get a laugh.
9. LED Christmas Lights Micro USB Charger Cable
Phone chargers always make great stocking stuffers. But this holiday season, give the gift of a full battery and Christmas spirit at the same time! This festive 50-inch charger cable works with any micro USB device and has ten multicolored LED Christmas lights along the cable that glow when in use. It even has a 12-month warranty, so you can rest assured this charger will last well into the New Year.
10. Sliced Bread Sensory Fidget Toy
The best thing since sliced bread, this absurd squishy toy looks just like sliced bread! Fidget toys are all the rage this year for Christmas gifts, and measuring 4.1 x 3.3 x 0.9 inches, this one makes the perfect stocking stuffer. With this silly slice of bread, your loved one can release stress and have fun, all while relieving grade school bread squishing memories. Of course, we all did that, right?
11. Just Bagged a Turd Hand Sanitizer Gel for Dog Owners
The worst part of having a dog has to be picking up poop. This year, give your favorite dog owner this handy hand sanitizer that pokes fun at the messier side of dog ownership. Not just a gag gift, it contains 2 oz. of real germ-fighting hand sanitizer. There are also tons of other themed hand sanitizers on Amazon for every poop emergency you can think of.
12. This is Probably Tito’s 20oz Coffee Tumbler with Lid and Straw
The perfect gift for the party girl in your life, this witty tumbler features a highly relatable phrase about America’s favorite vodka: “This is probably Tito’s.” Designed to keep drinks hot or cold for up to eight hours, this double-walled tumbler is great for any drink on the go. It even comes with a reusable metal straw and straw cleaner for easy sipping.
13. Adulting Stickers
As any millennial will tell you, adulting is hard. So make your friends LOL with this great white elephant gift idea: adulting sticker badges. Rewarding efforts like making the bed, eating a vegetable, and showering, each entertaining adulting sticker is 2.75 inches in size (large enough to show up in a selfie) and are easy to stick on and peel off clothing.
14. Squirrel Standing in Underwear Air Freshener
Tame the stink and have a good laugh with this funny air freshener. Exactly like it sounds, this car air freshener features an adorable little squirrel in his underpants with a string for hanging on a rearview mirror. This underpants squirrel will feel right at home in any vehicle with a forest fresh scent.
15. World’s Okayest Sister Peppermints
Love your sister enough to buy her a Christmas stocking stuffer but don’t want it to go to her head? You need these “World’s Okayest Sister” peppermints! This 1-oz. package of peppermints comes in a cute metal tin. Also available from Reality Mints is a “World’s Okayest Brother” version.
16. 18-in-1 Stainless Steel Snowflake Multitool and Bottle Opener
This two-pack of stainless steel snowflakes is a silly yet functional gift for men. The perfect stocking stuffer for the handyman in your life, the 18-in-1 multitools have hex wrenches, screwdrivers, bottle openers, and more. You can even hang them on a backpack with the included keyrings and carabiners. Just don’t call your man a special snowflake!
17. Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Game Book
Show off your Jedi moves with this hilarious Star Wars thumb wrestling book. Players simply attach one of the two lightsabers to their thumbs with the Velcro strap, stick their thumb through the hole, and let the battle begin. Each gamebook has seven durable pages and one blue and one red lightsaber so you can relive all your favorite Star Wars battles.
18. Brain Teasing Gift Card and Money Puzzle
Give yourself the gift of amusement by forcing your loved one to work for their gift card. This gift card box acts as a cage that you can only open by navigating a tiny metal ball through the interior maze. Reusable and re-giftable, your family will love passing around this funny stocking stuffer year after year.
19. Oriental Trading Nose Pencil Sharpeners
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose! That is unless your friends are these comical nose pencil sharpeners. A gag gift that’s also practical, each nose-shaped pencil sharpener is approximately 3 inches in size and sharpens standard-sized pencils.
20. Super Hilarious Bad Parking Gag Cards
The perfect stocking stuffer for your favorite road rager, these hilarious “bad parking cards” are made for pranking idiot parkers. The witty notes cover everything from double parking to spot stealers for maximum fun. So next time they see a lousy parker, they can slip one of these 3.8 x 2.6-inch notes under their windshield for the ultimate passive-aggressive revenge.
21. Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle
Discover the best stocking stuffer for anyone who has everything — except a yodeling pickle. This 8-inch pickle yodels like an angel in the Swiss Alps with the press of a button. With batteries included, Archie McPhee’s yodeling Pickle is ready for hours of mindless entertainment and irritation for the whole family.
22. Funny Christmas Beer Can Cooler Stocking Stuffer
“It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer.” Perfect for parties this holiday season, these witty can koozies are a great gift for men or women who love beer. Made from high-quality neoprene, these Santa can coolers keep your beer cold while making a festive statement. Plus, they’re screen-printed in the USA by a small business.
23. Pocket-Sized Dad Jokes Book
A great stocking stuffer idea for dads and lovers of dad jokes, this book is full of family-friendly jokes to make you laugh and cringe. Expect plenty of pun-ny jokes like, “What happened when the cows escaped the ranch? Udder chaos!” With over 200 jokes, your family will love this pocket-sized unique stocking stuffer for years to come.
24. Fishy Feet Funny Novelty Socks
Are you looking for a white elephant gift that will knock their socks off? Try these crazy fish feet novelty socks! Based on the ocean’s funniest fish, the clownfish, these unisex socks have a separate toe pocket that makes your foot look like a fish mouth. Pair them with flip-flops for an even more hilarious look.
25. “When Life Gets Complicated, I Wine” Adult Coloring Book
This adult coloring book is a great stocking stuffer idea for the wine-loving lady in your life. A funny spin on sip and paint nights, the “When Life Gets Complicated, I Wine” coloring book has 32 pages of witty wine-themed coloring pages. Quips such as “Love the wine you’re with” and “Age gets better with wine,” she can laugh as she unwinds and unplugs. Coloring pencils are included, but you may also want to buy her a bottle of wine.
26. “If You Can Read This” Funny Taco Socks
Sit back, relax, and have someone else grab the tacos for once! These novelty socks make excellent stocking stuffers or birthday gifts for the taco lover in your life. The bottom of the socks says, “If you can read this, bring me some tacos.” The rest of the socks feature taco ingredients like hot sauce and avocados.
Not just a gag gift, these premium knit socks are comfortable and durable as well. They are also available in various other themes, such as bacon, Chinese food, coffee, and bourbon.
27. New Parents Decide Coins For Baby’s First Christmas
Need a great stocking stuffer idea for new parents? Then this decision coin is the perfect gift. Is it Daddy or Mummy’s turn? Let the coin decide. One side of the coin reads Mummy’s turn while the other says Daddy’s turn. So whether you’re flipping for diaper duty, feeding, or bathing, the chances are 50/50.
28. Finger Weightlifting: Get Ripped!
Pump some iron with this goofy weightlifting set. A unique gift idea for gym rats and gym avoiders alike, this miniature weight set has it all. The kit includes one metal barbell, four rubber weight plates, one metal kettlebell, one resistance band, one finger sweatband, and a 32-page mini book. Amazon customers have even used the set as an Elf on the Shelf accessory and for action figure play!
29. Archie McPhee Instant Underpants
As the Boy Scouts say, “Always be prepared.” They must be talking about instant underpants, right? Be ready for any poop-mergeny with these hilarious instant undies. Certainly a unique stocking stuffer, Archie Mcphee’s Instant Underpants, are conveniently packaged in a button tin. Just add water and bam! You’re ready to go with a fresh pair of underwear.
30. Bag Of Reindeer Farts Cotton Candy
Yum, farts! From the always hilarious Little Stinker Store, this Bag of Reindeer Farts is a unique stocking stuffer that’s just as fun to eat as it is to receive. This 3-oz. snack size cotton candy is peppermint-flavored for even more holiday fun. Plus, 10% of profits are donated to charities that provide toys for kids in need.
31. How to Traumatize Your Children Book
Learn the secret to poor parenting with this handy guide, accurately titled, “How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill.” A hilarious stocking stuffer for any parent, this book has not five, not six, but SEVEN proven methods for messing up your kids enough for them to write a successful memoir. At 4.5 x 6.5 inches in size, its small enough to fit in most stockings, but with 144 pages, there’s plenty of material for maximum impact.
32. Crazy Aaron’s Putty Mini Tins Gift Set
Bouncy, stretchy, and squishy, Crazy Aaron’s thinking putty has it all. And with this awesome four-piece bundle, your gift recipient will have even more fun. The pack includes mini 2-oz tins of glow-in-the-dark Ghost Chaser, soft and brown Sasquatch Poo, jamming red Rock N Roll, and every hipster’s favorite, Avocado. Crazy Aaron’s putties are made in the USA and are great for ages 3 and up.
33. Forum Novelties Grow a Boyfriend
Most gift guides have great stocking stuffer ideas for every family member. But what about your hopelessly single friend? If she can’t find a boyfriend, it might be time to grow one. Just add water and this little guy grows to six times his size, so there’s even more to love. “It’s not pretend when you grow the perfect friend.”
34. Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers
Isn’t it punderful? Part game, part conversation starter, Punderdome is tons of fun for the whole family. Each round, one player chooses two prompt cards from the deck and reads them to the rest of the group. The other players then have 90 seconds to create a single zany pun that combines the two prompts. Measuring only 2.45 x 3.7 x 5.6 inches, the Punderdome card game makes a perfect stocking stuffer, yet it has 200 cards for hours of fun.
35. Stocking Stuffer Mad Libs
For the ultimate stocking stuffer-themed stocking stuffer, there’s Stocking Stuffer Mad Libs. In this classic fill-in-the-blank word game, players create their own unique and hilarious stories about Santa Claus. Great for kids ages 8 to 12, this Mad Libs game includes 21 zany stories for maximum holiday fun.
36. Santa Beard Face Mask
Have a healthy ho-ho-ho with these silly Santa face masks. Great stocking stuffers for the new normal, these 100% cotton face masks are both stupid and practical. The red mask covers the wearer’s nose and mouth, while the big white beard makes them look like Santa Claus. Pair it with a classic red hat for the ultimate festively funny look.
37. Floppy Disk Silicone Coasters
Remember floppy disks? Well, these days, they’re pretty much only useful as coasters. So behold these adorably hilarious floppy disk coasters. This silicone coaster six-pack is the perfect stocking stuffer for your technologically challenged family member. Laugh and protect your table simultaneously with these goofy floppy disks.
Ha-ha-ha and ho-ho-ho with any of the hilarious stocking stuffers in this handy gift guide!
